Tuesday, September 29, 2009

JUDGE-GRUDGE !

Dear Enlightened Soul (Judging the mortals around),

I am really grateful to you for showing me the long tunnel and then the darkness inside. I must thank you for sharing your wisdom and understanding me faster than I understand myself. Your common sense mixed with the amazing sixth sense you posses makes me wonder why I went for Engineering coaching classes and not come to you?

I love the way you skillfully preach the masses and get the most intangible out of it. Your dubious reasoning and massively illogical approach towards people never ceases to astonish me of your unearthly intelligence. I used to think that I was part of a small clique of slightly above-average people whom your highness doesn’t care for, but your interest in me has pleasantly surprised me.

When it comes to discussing people, the metamorphoses that you go through is soothingly catastrophic. You are blessed with an opinionated loudmouth and the way you just can't keep your trap shut blows anyone off his/her mind. Nothing is hidden from you, I don’t have to look smart enough or pretty enough or happy enough or funny enough, or keep myself and my feelings hidden. It is your supreme power that judges me despite of what I am!

We all are blessed to be one in your eyes. The way you label us even before knowing us makes us feel so close to you. You show us the mirror which makes us wonder if its really us (Well that ugly?!?!?!?!)

Only with your grace and the judgements that you pass generously morphed in a little too exaggerated form, the meek ones get help to burry themselves in the ground to never come out again. This is just your big heart that cares for people with whom you have no dealings.

So in a sense, you reinforce the average person’s convenient misconceptions (and ignorance) about each other (For the noble cause - Global Warming! ). By dismissing people when you condemn, or oppose, or judge as being vain characters you are enlightening the world with your stunning revelations.

The way your logic stands high with dignity without support of any facts is commendable. I give entire credit to you for making people know more about me than I know myself (With nothing overlapping!)

Every time you fight the evils like common sense, practicality, moral values, rationality, you provide a small yet valuable window of judgement for people to introspect.

I know I have taken your precious time that you would have spent dismissing the unlucky (extremely lucky) person, the thinker; thereby helping my fellow mortals to reaffirm their faith in your judgements.

Thank you for your patient hearing.
Mere Mortal

6 comments:

Avik said...

A bit diffcult to digest...but very well refined thought process....have to admit was a bit difficult comprehending by the lesser mortals like us [:)]....looking forward for more !

Ann M said...

Please enlighten me Oh! mortal. I know not what you are saying!

blissful said...

This is just too good Manvi. I like the sublime humor. The message I feel is "Every time we think about how well we know and control everything in life the more we realize that we in fact don't get it at all :) Given how incomplete we are,we want to judge on how complete the others are" I liked it a lot as the best way you can say the above is the way you put it and just smile at yourself. Good job!

Rohit said...

Is that sarcasm I read? A departure from your usual blog style, but entertaining and riveting as always. The brillaint play with words and obscurity in the way its written enhances the appeal.

Very true, we always quick to form opinions, its human nature. But we shoudnt be averse to reconsider these opinions if it comes to that.

Keep em coming M!

Narayanan (Nada!!) said...

A bit verbose and the sentences are loopy. It can scatter attention. The thought is good but the premise is shaky. Missing some depth and tends to diverge. The idea is good and the presentation is just near perfect but somehow not there

manvi said...

Avik,
Well it was supposed to be difficult to comprehend as the thought is simple,How we judge people without looking inside and its me talking to myself and all those people like me :)
Ann,
You are above all mortals :P
Shreesha,
Thanks for actually summarizing it for me! "Given how incomplete we are,we want to judge on how complete the others are". Bingo !
Rohit ,
Thanks for the comment. You are right in saying that we shoudnt be averse to reconsider the opinions that we form. The problem is once the opinion is made it just gets harder and harder to change.
Lakshmi,
Thanks for dropping by ! Its just a Satire. If you read it once again, it doesnt really require depth. It might be difficult to comprehend but is very simple.